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Do you all have ANY IDEA where my parents spent New Year's Eve?? They were there for an ENTIRE WEEK!!

Yea, yea, yea, I had a blast at the Spa, but that's soooo not the point. They missed Snow, Freezing Temps, and Wind Chills!! All that for something called the Caribbean Ocean, 85 degree weather, and the one thing they keep talking about - Rum!!

Some one needs to come explain to them that it's January. This month is supposed to be nothing but snow. All snow, all the time. None of that flying off to warmer weather crap. We all know that will be here soon enough, and that's not cool!! Snow is cool! SNOW!

Secret Santa

Oh my goodness guys, it's CHRISTMAS!! Mom put me in this Secret Santa thing, which I didn't care about At All. Well, until this box come a few days ago. It had my name on it, but Mom took it for a few days because she said it wasn't time yet. Pffft - whatever mom, it's MINE. Give it to me NOW!

So, anyway, I fell asleep and then got distracted by all the snow and forgot about it. Until today! She got it out and I totally got to open it! Whoooohoooo!

Thanks, Apache. You have excellent tastes and we really should hang out some time. How far away are you from WV?






Ooooh....TREATS!! And that one says PEANUT BUTTER!!



Hmmm.....what could be in here???



YES! I love it! Oh, I LOVE IT!



Wait, there's more? This isn't the only toy??



Phew. All those toys! All that work opening the box! Lobster and I are gonna go cuddle it up a bit, before I'm due back out in the snow.

Later dudes!

Christmas Card

Mom got this wild idea that I needed to be on the Christmas card, so she made me all purty, combed back my amazing floof, then covered it with this weird furry hat. She said they turned out really well.........okay, SOME of them turned out really well, the rest? Well, they're just typical Elvis Dog!

25 Days

Well my goodness! It's been way to long, sorry I've been out of the loop for awhile!

So, let's see........what have I been up too? I celebrated Halloween by "streaking" through an Animal Friends Halloween Party. Apparently it was only a costume contest, and since we didn't know that, I showed up totally Naked! Mom entered me anyway, and it was a tough call whether to enter me as a Bear or a Streaker. I didn't win the contest, but I did get plenty of pats and treats!

I've been cheering for my Mountaineers all fall, and they BEAT PITT on Friday! ARROOOOOOOO!!! We won't make a BCS bowl, but we should be playing sometime around New Year's.

OH! Speaking of New Years, do you have any idea where I'll be spending it?? At the Spa! I LOVE the Spa, but that means the Mom and the Dad are leaving me for awhile. They're going to some place called Jamaica, and they are really excited about it. Something about wanting to leave the cold air and snow to go lay on a warm beach, but I don't get that at all. It's December!! Bring on the snow, cold air, and frosty nights!!! The more the better, I always say!

Hmmmmm what else have I done? Oh, right, Thanksgiving! All that talk about turkey really got me going, but I barely got any. Not even one good bite! My grandma even came to see, and I thought for sure if I gave her my best "mom and dad never feed me" face, she'd gave in and give me the WHOLE BIRD. Boy was I wrong! I did get a new bone though........so I quickly forgave everyone involved in stiffing me my turkey.

Mom got my name for the Newf Net gift swap, and I picked out some AWESOME toys to send my new buddy. I tried to test them out before Mom boxed them up, but she gave me some speech about how when you give toys and treats to some one else, they should be BRAND NEW, not slightly chewed, drooled on, or have bites taken out of them. She did tell me that I'll be getting a package in the mail full of toys Just For Me, and I can't wait!

Oh. Oh yea. I wasn't going to bring this up.......but since Mom's going to post the picture anyway......has anyone else seen the Dog Snuggie commercials? What a crock, they're "large" is a measely 20 pounds! Anyway, Mom didn't want me to be left out, so she put her own Snuggie on me. It fit........and don't tell anyone but it was kinda cozy.......but I told her I'm way too much of a man to wear it EVER AGAIN!

Ok, it's Newf Naptime down here, so I'm off to snooze until I hear the mail truck. Maybe today's the day my package will arrive!

Lazy Sunday

This Naked Newf is taking today off to watch some football. While I definitely prefer college ball, I have been known to cheer for the Colts. And now the Dolphins, since you won't find a bigger (literally) fan of Pat White than me. And I supposed the Browns too. And the Lions. Mom says they need all the fans they can get, and since I'm a Big Dog, I'll be a Big Fan and help them along.


Oh, and anyone who plays the Steelers. We're all about beating the Steelers in this house.

Oh my goodness guys, I'm like, TOTALLY BALD!! Mom and Dad took me to the groomer last week, and look! NO FLOOF!!! I'm so embarrassed, it took mom over 3 days to get these pictures. She keeps telling me it's going to grow back, but lemme tell you, I'm worried! She also said next time she'll take a picture of how she wants me to look after a grooming session, because MAN ALIVE, this is crazy. I'm all itchy and rather chilly. She even said you could see my "thing" because he trimmed me so close on my belly. I don't really mind that too much though because I can lick and itch a lot better than I could before, although for some reason mom and dad don't like me doing that.




I only posed after she got me dressed in my WVU bandana, cuz that's how I roll. It must be lucky though, cuz my Mountaineers have won both times I've worn it!!! Let's goooooo......Mountaineers!!!!